One of the best things about people is that they are predictable. We always look down on dogs and cats and dolphins as being predictable, but humans are predictable too.

You don’t believe me? Pretend to have something totally unctuous but of incredible value and I PROMISE – someone will come along and say that they want it, it was theirs first or ask if you want to part with it.

What it comes down to is moral fiber. Nine out of 10 doctors will tell you that a diet of low moral fiber will cause you to make rash, pretentious and socially dangerous behavior. If you don’t know what you want to be when YOU grow-up it is very simple to rectify. Look for a person that appears happy and TAKE everything that they have. Even if you don’t need it or know what to do with it.

That gives me another idea: (actually I’ve been telling this one for years!)