Double-header for today.

Poor snakes. Does anyone (normal) really like them? We just celebrated St. Patrick’s Day – St Patrick was the Irish (he was actually Italian – look it up) Saint who allegedly drove all the snakes out of Ireland. We know that didn’t actually happen because the last time I was in Ireland I wasn’t overrun up to my ears in rats and mice!

As far as yoga goes (btw, I should probably clear this up now: I don’t practice yoga – I came close but never actually did it) snakes are a great archetype: they are lean and flexible and they have great breathing… not having any limbs or opposable digits makes them deficient for enough things that they can take some solace at being superlative for most yoga postures.

…what if they were good at other things? What if they could program/hack computers? What if they hacked into all those new-wave ‘breathing’ and mindfulness apps??? WHAT IF their grand plan was to empty our wallets AND our lungs and then crush us? Patrick – you may have been on to something after all!

“T’is you, t’is you must go and I must bide.”

Come back soon! I won’t post anything until tomorrow but I really like watching my click-count go up! 😉