In case you couldn’t already tell, my weight is a constant source of interest for me. I keep a few different paper journals of my food intake and my moods and my weight (please note – I don’t take it very seriously because I don’t COMBINE THE THREE!)

One very telling post from the other day read: “I guess chocolate cake is NOT my secret weapon in the war against obesity!”

(Those are kilograms – not pounds! 😦

… and that’s why these glum, portly characters beset my thoughts.

In fairness to myself – I’m not actually that dumb.

(I’m DUBMER!)