Who has the stomach for a month of jokes aimed at Chang and Eng?

… I never promised you a rose garden!

They are “the” Siamese twins (that doesn’t put them on my radar – I’m not actually a cruel person.)

They married TWINS and had like a zillion kids. What must their bedroom antics been like? (I’m still not cruel but ……..blip……… blip…….blip……)

They moved to NORTH CAROLINA!!!! BLIP BLIP BLIP BLIP BLIP BLIP BLIP BLIP BLIP BLIP!!!!


…anyway – my wife said that these are too far (even for me.) [Then again – we’re talking about the same woman who stopped talking to me after I let her read a short story I wrote about a man who finds a puppy. I think her exact words were “I can’t believe I married someone who is sick enough to THINK UP something like that and depraved enough to write it down for the world to see!…”]

Your thoughts are always welcome. I know you ain’t going to say $h!t but I’ll put the invitation out there for you.