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Another weird palindrome:

I woke up at 3:11am from a dream where I was questioned about the source of my fortitude. My answer:

Dog DNA and God.

I need to stop eating before bed.

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I’m half crazy

Sorry – I’m a big fan of low-hanging fruit.

Actually – my dad had a theory (I never tested it) that the sweetest fruit is that which the birds and critters go for first. His belief/understanding was that they were looking for sweet foods too and that they had some extra-sensory function that allowed them to hone in on it.

As of today my Minions are both back at school. Please allow me to dig through my notes of the past few months (jumbled,confused and angry as some of them may be) and cultivate a few pearls for y’all to enjoy.

There may be a few breaks in coverage but that’s only because I really don’t like to run with all text. If it were OK to run with all text I’d have enough to flood this page with crap from now until the next Big Bang.

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Fatalistic Yoga is REAL!!!

Once again, I apologize in advance for making you cringe while I laugh. Funny how things don’t work so well for you when the shoo is on the other hoof!

More birds. Could be a subliminal goal or a desire to do more or travel. Or maybe I just like crapping on people from a dizzy height (and in the comfort of this chair in a cafe somewhere). You’re not going to be too shocked (especially if you actually know me (30 people in the entire world) to know that I don’t put too much thought into this. I do it when the mood tickles me and now that the technology is so robust it isn’t very tough to make these cheap images.
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Fatalistic Yoga 02 05 2021

Sorry to annoy, frustrate or offend. This was something that I had to get off my chest so I did it. If you like it – great! If you don’t – look away.

This one is for my friend Dave. You know who you are ‘Big Time’. It is actually something I drew originally in 2005. I mistakenly gave it to someone I thought would appreciate it. Instead it got shredded and the shredded remains were set on fire as part of a Wiccan ritual. Nice move anus! I hope you enjoyed your Snickers bar or whatever petty thing you prayed for with my creative work.