Is it just me or is it ‘fun’ to see when the OTHER PERSON will finally go under the sink and pull out another tube of toothpaste?
(this is like leaving exactly 1 sheet of toilet paper on the roll)
The Bitter End
It is a metaphor for marriage
The genesis of these toothbrush diplomacy posts comes from my own medicine cabinet. Just the other day my blue toothbrush was gone and replaced by a very nice moss-green unit.
The problem is my wife replaced hers with a really cool looking pink brush! And every day I almost grab it to brush MY teeth… then I come to my green senses.
Not easy to brush this one off
Is it me or are these pictures smaller? They look smaller when I create these posts. That’s a hassle for me – I can live with that. If they are smaller for YOU that’s not good at all.
I went to grab my toothbrush and then it hit me!
I still can’t remember
After yesterdays I thought I’d post this one. A real visual masterpiece.
I have NO IDEA what the hell I was thinking when I playfully implicated that these three symbols would decide to vacation together in what appears to be Hawaii. (I hope they’re having fun.)
That happens more and more to me these days. My favorite playlist is an acronym … but I can’t remember what it stands for and it is starting to infuriate me. “MCATIS”
Will someone please contact my subconscious and tap into my memory to find out and then tell me?
I’m sure this has happened – and that’s gross!
Sorry to go for the low hanging fruit, but HEY! I’m human and by that I mean lazy.
… and I’m certain that this sort of thing HAS happened before. (Ewwwwwwwwww!)
Fortune Favors the Bold
… and punishes the stupid.
My poor toothbrush. He’s just not very smart or very tactful (neither is his owner.) He sees things on tv and wants to try them at home. [Find: “tv” / Replace with: “Pornhub” … Find: “home” / Replace with: “in bed”.]
Not very smart.
Fatally Yogatasticly
Everyday I watch my poor toothbrush cower and hide from his counterpart in the cabinet. It chases him. It corners him. It abuses him. Sometimes he’s locked bristle to bristle and I KNOW that makes him uncomfortable. Poor fellow. In the grand scheme of things being subjected to having to clean vacuum parts isn’t so bad, is it?
To The Spanner Born 